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Death Bed The Bed That Eats

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

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A bed possessed by a demon spirit consumes its users alive. Special Guest: Josh Arnold from The Bob & Tom Show https://www.thatjosharnold.com/ Twitter: @thatjosharnold The Impersonators Blu-ray – https://www.thatjosharnold.com/product-page/the-impersonators-blu-ray Space…

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Xanadu

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A beautiful muse is sent from up above to inspire a struggling artist and help motivate him to open a roller-disco. BONUS – Post Credits Segment: Cult Cinema Cavalcade Uninterrupted…

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Death Spa

Death Spa

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Michael’s health club is beseiged with a series of terrible murders involving killer saunas and other grisly devices. Michael’s wife killed herself a while before and her brother holds Michael…

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Trancers

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Jack Deth is a kind of cop/bounty hunter in the bleak Los Angeles of the future. He’s become obssessed with chasing Whistler – an evil criminal who uses powerful hypnotic…

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Star Trek VS

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In our 2nd ‘VS’ episode, we pit the the general least liked original crew Star Trek films against one another and decide which is the best or least offensive of the two. Its Star Trek: The Motion Picture VS. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

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Alyssa Milano’s 1988 Teen Workout Video

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As we always promise a new episode every other Monday, we’ve decided to share with you our actual first episode, Alyssa Milano’s ‘Teen Steam’. Labeled “Episode 0”, Cullen & Brandon did a test run of Cult Cinema Cavalcade before The Wizard of Speed and Time. Unreleased to the public, they now share this original episode with you as both a thank you for your continued listening and an apology for not having the Star Trek episode release on time.

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gymkata

Gymkata

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Johnathan Cabot is a champion gymnast. In the tiny, yet savage, country of Parmistan, there is a perfect spot for a “star wars” site. For the US to get this site, they must compete in the brutal “Game”. The government calls on Cabot, the son of a former operative, to win the game. Cabot must combine his gymnastics skills of the west with fighting secrets of the east and form GYMKATA!

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Splatter University

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A patient escapes from a mental hospital, killing one of his keepers and then a University professor after he makes his way to the local college. Next semester, the late prof’s replacement and a new group of students have to deal with a new batch of killings.

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Deathstalker

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The warrior Deathstalker is tasked by an old witch lady to obtain and unite the three powers of creation – a chalice, an amulet, and a sword – lest the evil magician Munkar get them and use them for nefarious purposes. After obtaining the sword, Deathstalker joins with other travellers going to the Big Tournament to determine the strongest warrior. The false king holds the true princess in captivity, and plots to have Deathstalker killed, and Deathstalker must fight to free the princess.

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Dangerous Men

Dangerous Men

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After her fiancé is killed and she is almost sexually assaulted, a woman becomes an avenger of the night seeking to kill all dangerous men who would harm women. Meanwhile, her fiancé’s cop brother also seeks to bring down the biker gang associated with the murder.

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Hard Rock Zombies

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A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn’t stop the band’s lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

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The Driver

The Driver

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“The Driver” is a specialist in a rare business: he drives getaway cars in robberies. His exceptional talent prevented him from being caught yet. After another successful flight from the police, a self-assured detective makes it his primary goal to catch the Driver. He promises remission of punishment to a gang if they help to convict him in a set-up robbery. The Driver seeks help from “The Player” to mislead the detective.

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket To Hawaii

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Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!

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Elves

Elves

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A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.

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Demons

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A group of people are trapped in a large movie theater in West Berlin that is infected by ravenous demons who proceed to kill and posses the humans one-by-one, thereby multiplying their numbers.

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Blood Freak

Blood Freak

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A biker comes upon a girl with a flat tire and offers her a ride home. He winds up at a drug party with the girl’s sister, then follows her to a turkey farm owned by her father, a mad scientist. The father turns the biker into a giant turkey monster who goes after drug dealers.

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